Life’s a joke and guess who’s stuck in the clown suit? This tee captures the surreal dumpster fire we call reality, juggling climate collapse, broken systems, and tech burnout with a forced smile and a rubber nose. “Not My Circus, Just My Reality” isn’t just a mood, it’s the dress code for surviving late-stage everything. Hand-drawn retro vibes meet existential dread in full color. Wear it like the unhinged badge of honor it is.


We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!